January 23, 2009

  • We ate lychees last night as we sat in front of the tv. What fantastic white pulp beneath the prickly skin. Like sweet, perfumed eyeballs with a smooth stone in the centre. I wonder if you bit into an eyeball would you enounter a stone? Or would it be full of seeds like a tomato? Or perhaps the pupil would burst like a yolk. I’d like a jar of peeled lychees. Like pickled eggs, like eyes. 

Comments (11)

  • This seems like good potential content for fiction or poetry!

  • I miss eating lychees (I never seen them sold in the US).  They are quite delicious.

    You could probably find a place that serves eyeballs if you really wanted to try them.

  • I’ve always loved lychees. And you’re right, they appear just like eyeballs though I doni’t think eyeballs would have the same texture. It’s a shame we can’t get them fresh here in the states.

  • I hate lychees. I once went skinny dipping and when we started for the shore that’s when we spotted them all over us. And I mean they were all over. Fuck. I hate lychees.

  • I’m not sure what the hell a lychee is… but I’m reasonably sure I’d probably not like it if it were like an eyeball.   :)  

  • traditionally i have always overdosed on lichis over the festive and summer months… i remember especially enjoying smuggling them into assembly and as they preached i would deconstuct it in my mouth.. and then explode the eyeball…. oh god it felt so delightfully sinister…

  • @scrogers - Damn the blood-sucking fruit.

  • i don’t like leeches. (the worm-like one and the human kind)

  • haha. i’ve never had a lychee. but it sounds kind of grossss.

  • What the heck is a lychee? Grodie to the max!!!

    Sounds something like okra, which is equally GROSS.

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